Why does my wife get so mad when I go to the gay club?

I only go 3 or 4 times each week, and I always make a point of going back to their place. It’s not like I’m bringing the guys home. What’s her problem?

I told you I don’t like hearing about your wife when you’re tossing my salad.

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18 Responses to Why does my wife get so mad when I go to the gay club?

  1. DanaB says:

    if your drinking, thats prob what she doesn’t like.
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  2. Crash Fu™ says:

    It’s the interior design influence it brings to your union.

    Maybe she likes the ottoman right where it is. Maybe textures aren’t what’s needed to compliment that cocoa brown wall color you’ve had your eye on.

    Maybe faux finishes aren’t making her happy.
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  3. Timinator . says:

    I told you I don’t like hearing about your wife when you’re tossing my salad.
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    with blue cheese dressing, please.
    Hold the cucumber

  4. Dark New Day says:

    Because she’s jealous that you might meet Justin Timberlake there.
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  5. cel's giant surly beaver says:

    She’s mad because every time you come home you’re humming "Macho Man" under your breath and you smell like man bits and wet cat.
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  6. Angus Beefhart says:

    Because you don’t bring them home.
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  7. David says:

    She’s just being selfish. Being married and going to a gay club and going back to a guy’s place is completely normal. You deserve better, divorce her.
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  8. Ghost of revenginator says:

    anal
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  9. BJ girl says:

    maybe you need to stay home with the babby Guidos so she can go out once in awhile….
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  10. Wasted Puppy says:

    Oops, did I stumble into the wrong forum?
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  11. Donnie Darko (Suspended) Re Add says:

    She knows your going there to meet up with me, your biech
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  12. Hattie OJ says:

    Your wife wants in on the love-action, Guido!
    What red blooded omni-sexual being wouldn’t, for gosh sakes?
    However, she would need the companionship of another broad minded female on these gay bar jaunts so as not to hamper your chances of scoring a hit. Being an altruistic sort, I am prepared to give up my own free time in order to accompany your wife on these free-for-all evenings.
    Have her wear something pretty and loose fitting.
    I’ll bring the Rohypnol.

    * trots off to get ready – merrily humming a Pet Shop Boys tune *
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  13. Rich.S says:

    Maybe she smells something. Maybe it ain’t your breath either…
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  14. spirit says:

    Probably because you’re always borrowing her butt plugs, and you never bother to clean them up before you return them.
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  15. Hal Atosis says:

    It might be that when you do come back you play Village People and Bette Midler music CD’s while whistling show tunes after redecorating the house.
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  16. The Cat: Self cleaning napkin says:

    You know she’s jelous that you get more than she does. Either that or she’s mad cuz she didn’t think of stickin somthin up your rear to get you off her back. Not to mention aids. So we won’t. you big hairy buttflacker.
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  17. MrM anther says:

    Coz you don’t invite her to come along and swoop on some hot chicks that are into flannel and Iron Maiden T-Shirts.
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  18. Futility Knife says:

    Anal.

    *cries*
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    I knew this was your Q…